Let’s save each other some time.
We don’t work with everyone. In fact, we turn away most of the companies that knock on our door. Because Naked Copy isn’t just a service—it’s a weapon. And we don’t hand loaded weapons to people who are afraid of the recoil.
The Herbivore Filter
If you are looking for a marketing agency to write «safe, polite, and industry-standard» copy, close this tab immediately.
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We do not work with committees who need 14 people on a Zoom call to approve a single comma.
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We do not work with managers whose primary goal is to «protect their pension» and not rock the boat.
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We do not work with brands that are terrified of their own shadow and paralyzed by the fear of offending someone.
Herbivores survive by blending in. They graze on whatever market share is left over. We don’t write for grazers.
Enter the Rebel Founder
Our clients are Apex Predators. We work with the «Rebel Founders.» The ones who built their empires from the dirt, against all odds, and without a safety net.
They are exhausted by plastic marketing, fake corporate smiles, and agencies that overpromise and underdeliver. They don’t want «brand awareness.» They want blood. They want to dominate their niche, crush their competitors, and maximize their ROI.
They understand that to get an unfair advantage in 2026, you have to be willing to say the things your competitors are too scared to say.
The Ultimatum
If you read this and felt a knot of anxiety in your stomach—we are not for you. Go back to reading sterile Forbes articles and enjoying your 2% annual growth.
But if you read this and nodded your head… welcome to the club. Take off the corporate suit. It’s time to hunt.
CONTENTED MIND. THE UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF NAKED COPY.
